Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My Nanna (Gawd rest 'er)......used to describe dirty or grubby things (such as a young lad's clothes, for instance) as "wanky".
Sadly, by the time my brother and I were born she'd been dissuaded from using it by my Uncle, who had explained to her that it didn't mean the same in darkest Braintree as it did where she grew up.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:13, 2 replies)
Darkest Braintree?I thought I was the only Braintreeite here!
Hullo!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:18,
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Wrong on a couple of countsI'm also from the 'tree area, but thankfully I only work there! Halstead boy really which isn't half as bad (in my opinion anyway)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:53, closed)
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