Office woes
This is happening to me as we metaphorically speak...

Although I’ve had my position at work more or less confirmed as safe (unless some other poor sod that hasn’t been matched decides to launch a challenge on my position later this month), it’s fair to say that my job is driving me up the wall just now. Internal bureaucracy, you see.

I’ve got a couple of biggish projects on at the moment, and I’m trying to get around £4.5m worth of investment accepted into the business process by Monday lunchtime. I’ve been banging away at work all morning, when suddenly I find that I have to pull out of what I’m doing. I’m not being pulled off completely, but I’ve suddenly found myself at a point where I can’t finish off because some small-minded, technical arse with a 'can't do' attitude has put a barrier in the way. I’m nearly there as well - it’s got me a bit frustrated, I don’t mind saying. To cap it all, my boss wasn’t at his desk when this happened, so I had to whip him out during a meeting for a couple of minutes and fill him in. His head went a very rich shade of purple indeed. Fortunately he managed to stop himself from exploding in the middle of the office, but I have a suspicion that things are going to get a bit messy later.

*Sigh*

It’s now some three hours later, and I’m no further forward with this. No one has given me anything, so I’m just going to finish the job anyway, although I'm going to really have to cram it in. All I can say is that it’s Friday and there’s a nice, long, cool, stiff one with my name on it when I get home.

I might also get a shag
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:28, 8 replies)

youre supposed
to talk about innuendo. All i see is office politics. Out of a possible maximum score of 2, I'll give you 1.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:06, closed)

Badum-tish
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

*prepares for caning*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:19, closed)

Well I really liked it
made me giggle. I will not be looking at my own work in the same way.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:33, closed)

You're doing a great job!
Keep it up!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:44, closed)

^ Wee Witch
I certainly hope he does *keep it up* ;o)

DG, are you propositioning me over teh interweb?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:56, closed)

*Taps nose*
*Winks cheekily*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:59, closed)

And
Some slight edits to the original text. Trouble with doing this at work is that I tend to go off on one and end up repeating myself a bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 21:05, closed)

*juices UP*
in anticipation..........
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 21:59, closed)