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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I still giggle like a loon...
...when anyone mentions the term 'a knob of butter'.
(I helped save b3ta! sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:32, 5 replies)
Better when they say a size
A generous knob of butter?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:38, closed)
I like the phrase
Nerves of steel, heart of gold, and a knob of butter.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:40, closed)
or the pikey equivalent
a cock of marge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:52, closed)
and balls
of margerine?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:52, closed)
@k2k6
*steals phrase*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:07, closed)

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