Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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CarWhilst driving the other day I was rummaging in the glove compartment, trying to find Queens Greatest Hits II, grabbing blindly, I thought I had it, only to find that on playing, that it was actually one of their more recent albums.
(Contrary to what Terry Prachett thinks, not all albums turn in to QGH II)
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:10,
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I don't get it.edit: God, I'm stupid sometimes. How could I forget?
well done.
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Thinker, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:17,
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have a clickfor the good omens reference if nothing else!
my 2nd favourite book ever...
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Yes it does...But only if you are a more modern demon and comfortable with uses of electricity more gentle than say, using it to set churches on fire.
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