Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Working at an SMS company, upgrading their websiteI've almost finished the bulk of the work on Friday afternoon so I tell the girl I'm working with as much. She replies: "Well upload what you've done, and on Monday we can do all the little anal things together."
She had no idea why I was absolutely pissing myself, and I had to explain it. Things were a bit frosty after that.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:10,
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