Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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parental prideAs an over enthusiastic 13 year old wannabe indie kid who'd just discovered T-Rex, I once spent a long bus ride noisily telling my dad all about how Oasis had basically covered a T-Rex classic. I really went to town on it, showing off and shouting about how the songs were really similar, both really rock n roll and anti-establishment, I must have pissed off the whole bus load of grannies patiently making their way to bingo as I got a lot of filthy looks
It was only when we'd disembarked that my dad quietly informed me that the song was called Get it ON, not Get it UP as I'd been screaming at the top of my posh little voice.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:39, Reply)
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