Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Ohhh Noes...I was sleeping round a friend's once, three of us girls just having a laugh (no, this isn't the innuendo :P). After hours of pissing around, we decided it was time to finally go to sleep, so my friend turns off the light and we all turn over for the night. It's a really hot summer's evening, so I was sweating shit loads under the mountain of duvet I'd been supplied with, suddenly, I felt a light breeze on my face and after a few seconds, I realised someone must be using a fan. So I utter the innocent remark of: "Who's fanning? It's nice..."
Cue shouts of "What the fuck?" from everyone present...I think you can probably guess what they heard wrong...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:29, Reply)
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