Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Teachers are the best source of entertainmentNot so long ago, my journalism tutor asked one of my classmates (in regards to his story), "how are you doing for length?". Laughs all round. Pretty weak compared to my favourite, though.
A local paper came round to my Uni to do a piece (lol) on a girl who qualified for the British Olympic gymnastics team.
Their camera, however, was shite and as a result the action shots would come out blurred as though it was The Flash in the gym. With all of the gymnastics equipment laid out and the girl being most proficient in the vault, my tutor said :
"Just stand next to that horse and open your legs".
The photo wasn't taken for 20 minutes as all 40 people in there were laughing. 10 minutes was spent explaining to the 55-year-old tutor exactly what we all took from it.
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TGP on the rock 'n' roll, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:35,
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