Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I did feel sorry for her.Probably my most memorable one not by me was by a lovely history teacher I had during my GCSEs. Pretty girl, in her mid 20's (then), who was always patient and friendly and generally lovely.
Did 98% of the class respect her any more because of it? Maybe a negligible amount. During one particular riot babble and chatter, she got so wound up, she flew off the handle.
"I don't know why I bother! I put out and put out! I t-"
She didn't get to finish before the inevitable hilarity and remarks about her sexual escapades, poor girl. She's right, she did put out for us.
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Bats, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:46,
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