Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Truely accidental innuendo
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Today, after dinner, my 7 year old, while handing a not-quite-frozen ice-pole to her little friend, said,
"It's not right hard, make sure you suck it before you squeeze it"
I'm still chuckling now.
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:26, Reply)
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Today, after dinner, my 7 year old, while handing a not-quite-frozen ice-pole to her little friend, said,
"It's not right hard, make sure you suck it before you squeeze it"
I'm still chuckling now.
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:26, Reply)
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