Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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We used to have a history teacher who was an absolute legend.In class one day, chav scum at the back was slouched in his seat, chewing. She stopped mid-sentance and yelled at him: "ERECT YOURSELF AND STOP MASTICATING AT ONCE!" To this day, I'm not sure if she phrased it in that way deliberately or not. But about twenty five thirteen year olds burst out laughing at once.
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My mum used to be an English teacherand would often deliberately use that phrase.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 20:02,
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