Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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it needs a serviceIn another life I would trawl the hi-fi shops of the UK and try to sell them stuff. I don't do that anymore.
So one day I'm in mid-patter to the bored hi-fi bods when a large West Indian lady walks in and says...
(imagine patois a la the Lilt ladies)
"Hello. I've got an old Bush and it needs attention. It's not working like it used to."
Calm and polite as you like, the shop manager was a star - "just bring it in and we'll take a look at it dear", then as soon as she left, we all pissed ourselves.
PS if you are reading this and it was your shop, hi Andrew and/or Paul.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 20:02, Reply)
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