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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Working in the Eursotar terminal in Waterloo for [email protected]*hs

In our shop, we sold expandable travel bags. They were folded in their plastic cases, and you couldn't really get a good idea of their size from the picture.

While cleaning up a book display, a Portuguese woman came up to me, brandishing such a bag in its plastic case.

PW: 'How big does it get?'

Me: 'Well, madam, that's a very personal question...'

(This caused the man at the counter to crack up)

PW: 'I meant the bag...'
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 22:31, Reply)

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