Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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MatronEaster holidays when I was 14 (28 years ago, so apologies for vagueness over details) I break my wrist on my first (and to this day only) experience of ice skating. Poole Hospital said it was "the worst coleus fracture they had seen in about 10 years"...anyhoo
Back to school after the holidays, and my O-Level History teacher, whose name eludes me for the moment, asks me the immortal question; "So, when are you having it off then?"
Cue me, doing a classic "I am REALLY trying not to PMSL" snigger that went on for about 5 minutes, with a blank look on History-fella's face.
To this day, I still wonder whether he knew what he was saying...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 22:56, Reply)
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