Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Tradesman's entranceI'm off to deliver to a department store on Monday, in my big lorry. This particular shop has a service access that can only be used from the wrong direction for a vehicle this size. I found this out the first time I went there, when the security guard instructed me to "take it up the wrong 'un, mate".
Of course, the only reply possible was "Got any vaseline, then?"
Fnarrr!
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 23:54, 1 reply)
Are you sure the security guard wasn't just hitting on you?(
flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 4:53,
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