Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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badoom-ch!This isn't exactly innuendo, more a slip of the tongue, but it immediately came to mind.
One of my male friends once made a joke, and instead of the innocent "That deserves a rim shot," I came out with "That deserves a rim job."
Incidentally, he received neither (from me, anyway). But my boyfriend manages a drum shop, so he gets enough of both. Badoom-ch!
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But sometimes a rim jobis merely a slip of th tongue.....
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 4:38,
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