Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Great big ones.So my colleagues and I had got around to discussing apples; it was one of those days. We were three that day - me, my supervisor (ex-Army bloke) and a Bangladeshi lady, very sweet and innocent.
Anyway. Apples were the subject, and we were comparing our favourites. I volunteered Braeburn. My supervisor said Granny Smith. The Bangladeshi lady smiled and said:
"Well, I think English Cox are the best!"
Cue my supervisor and I going purple and eating lots of desk.
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English Cox are nicebut I prefer the American ones
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 4:40,
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Ha!Clicked.
Years ago I worked in a home for people with leaning difficulties. One of the residents, in complete innocence, would always ask for "A nice juicy pear"
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 13:05,
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