Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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It's got cheese, it's got peas...A rare family-all-together dinner. My Mum and Dad, MrVroom and me at my brothers house, chowing down with him, his wife and 2 little-uns.
Good old Auntie Vroom (me) sits at child end of the table trying to encourage fussy little eaters to tuck into their tuna casserole. Leaning on my memories of The Fast Show for it's amusement value, I pointed out that their meal had cheese and that they liked cheese. It had peas - I knew they like peas. "Look at all that cheesy pea-ness!" I enthused.
Table falls into silence bar MrVroom and my brother choking on their own cheesy peas before collapsing into giggles.
My mother kindly pointed out that we were all 'awful'.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 3:04, Reply)
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