Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Duke of EdinburghWhilst doing Duke of Edinburgh Silver practice expedition, one girl in my group's camel bag burst open, spilling the contents everywhere.
She then shreiked for all to hear 'My water's just broke!'
The rest of us couldn't keep a straight face. She was quite upset. Ho-hum.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 11:42, Reply)
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