Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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YupI gained weight through doing bugger all all day and playing on the net. I'll shift it in a couple of weeks though I'm sure as when I'm working I barely get a chance to sit down.
I was helping him shift everything from one container into another container. Both containers are about the size of a large caravan, so it took a few days. I got to drive a forklift and smash things with a sledgehammer and got paid £500 for the privilege, so I found it quite fun really
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 12:51,
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