Untapped goodness...
As a telephone monkey in the bookies call centre world, I should have immediately thought of all the sport based innuendo. Lets go through by sport:

Tennis:
New balls please
Well executed lob (on)
Held to love

Cricket:
Feathering one down fine leg
Knocking off the middle stump
Pitching into the rough
THE GOOGLY
Entering the crease

Horse Racing:
Parading about in the ring
Won by a head/Just getting its head in front
Coming from behind with a late surge
sod it - "Riding" a horse (snigger)

Football:
Good in the box
Strong tackle (optional - from behind)
Pulled his groin (again - snigger)
Pulled out the tackle

Golf:
Shanked one into the rough
"GET IN THE HOOOLLLEE"
Playing a firm wedge in the bunker

I'm sure there's lots more out there, feel free to add your own!
(bacontrout got ska, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 13:33, 4 replies)

Don't cricketers wear a box to protect
their delicate bits?

*sniggers at box*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 13:49, closed)

This is right!
It is a cricketers duty to stick his willy in a box.
(bacontrout got ska, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 14:53, closed)

In American football, there is a position called
the tight end. Oh, and the receiver.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 17:17, closed)

My favourite
in football commentary is the oft-repeated 'and he's been pulling off the last defender all night'.

Lawro was using this one just the other night.
(rockdoctor, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:31, closed)