Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Marzipan
is used to cover cakes prior to the deposition of royal icing. Therefore I associated it with my auntie's Christmas cake.
It also contains almonds, which worries me slightly, because almonds smell of cyanide. So if I smell almonds at work, I get out of the lab quickly!
Even on Saturdays, when I'm not working, I still think of this rubbish.
*makes notes about getting out more*
( , Sat 14 Jun 2008, 14:38, Reply)
is used to cover cakes prior to the deposition of royal icing. Therefore I associated it with my auntie's Christmas cake.
It also contains almonds, which worries me slightly, because almonds smell of cyanide. So if I smell almonds at work, I get out of the lab quickly!
Even on Saturdays, when I'm not working, I still think of this rubbish.
*makes notes about getting out more*
( , Sat 14 Jun 2008, 14:38, Reply)
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