Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Actuallythe reason almonds smell almondy is because of the small amounts of cyanide in them.
Not that I want to put you off your nice shower gel or anything. I suspect it will have synthetic almondness rather than cyanide in it.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 15:10,
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