Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Front bottom errorAfter working a particularly and tiresome late night shift at work, I dragged my bedraggled self into work around 11am to do some tinkering with wiring and things.
Upon entering the office, my mumsy mother of two general manager said "Morning Ed, would you like some pussy?"
Turns out her cat had just had kittens and she was selling them.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 15:58, Reply)
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