Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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It will be once it's finishedbut until then it looks like a big brown blob as I've painted over the masking tape lol.
Ooh, hope she's a damn sight better to live with than my flatmate. Tonight she obviously decided to exfoliate...how do I know this...fucker didn't rinse the shower out after she was done. Cunt.
I'm one of the few who enjoys decorating. I can't draw for shit, but I can hang wallpaper, sand floors, do tiling etc...
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 23:02,
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