Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Cat fur's not so badwith wooden floors as all the fur just collects along the skirting boards, so you just need to hoover the edges instead.
When I lived in Bucks the roof leaked to the point where we had to install a tarp upstairs to collect the rain in a bin which we could then take outside to empty. If it was raining a lot we'd be forever emptying it as it was a large hole. The owners didn't give a shit, as we found when we stopped paying rent for 8 months and they didn't notice.
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OMG Mystic Pizza's on tonight. I haven't seen that in yeeeeears. Yes I know, I have a degree in film, so should be above such things, but I love that cheesy shit.
I forsee the arrival of a Mr Belgaer soon...
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 23:14,
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