Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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515? Damn... I've missed so much. Damn being busy. :(Yeah, went for drinks on Friday night and then I got bundled into the back of a pitch black van and got driven to the local town centre, as they refused to let me sit on an "uncomfortable" bus. Hah!
Still, got to walk back with a lass from work (she got the front seat :( ) who's nice and pleasant and lives a few seconds walk away. *considers hiring Kaol to do some stalking*
Oh, that reminds me, they find me bizarre. Mhmm *nods*. It seems that they don't appreciate jokes about stalking as you lot. Or various other things. I've had to stop myself giggling all day Friday at the dipsy blonde who doesn't think about what she's saying. I felt guilty explaining to her what I was laughing at, as though I was corrupting her, even though she is 24 and engaged. :P
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