Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I need a pair of trousers, that fit me comfortably,for Monday. :( *sigh* Can't get mail order.
Edit: It doesn't scare me or anything, I just hate it. I have a very effective and successful way of shopping. I know where I want to go, what I want to get and how long I'm not going to be. I walk very fast, go in, grab it, get out. But other people always walk so fucking slow! The fucking cuntmongering wank stains.
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