Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Yeah, My only problem is the tear is near the crotch...
Some kid was on the bus and wasn't being controlled (of which my preferred method is nailing to the floor), almost fell over and grabbed my trousers to stay up. If it re-tears then my tackle'll be on show to everyone. :(
Edit: What does "KS" mean in leg lengths?
( , Sat 14 Jun 2008, 23:57, Reply)
Some kid was on the bus and wasn't being controlled (of which my preferred method is nailing to the floor), almost fell over and grabbed my trousers to stay up. If it re-tears then my tackle'll be on show to everyone. :(
Edit: What does "KS" mean in leg lengths?
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