Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I hate shopping
When I find something I like (jeans, a shirt, whatever) I normally get two of them, just in case.
I need to get shoes though. I hate getting shoes, all shops stop doing stuff at size 12. I'm size 13.
And the internet shoes are all about £70.
I could buy two pairs of military boots for that.
EDIT: I have no idea what KS means either.
( , Sun 15 Jun 2008, 0:02, Reply)
When I find something I like (jeans, a shirt, whatever) I normally get two of them, just in case.
I need to get shoes though. I hate getting shoes, all shops stop doing stuff at size 12. I'm size 13.
And the internet shoes are all about £70.
I could buy two pairs of military boots for that.
EDIT: I have no idea what KS means either.
( , Sun 15 Jun 2008, 0:02, Reply)
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