Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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mike huntits not really an innuendo more a faux pas and it happened last night, so i feel the need to share.
picture the scene, busy chinese restuarant. Family meal, two round tables next to eachother.
We had all eaten and most of the family , about 15 of them, had gathered round one table. Myself, my dad my uncle and cousin stayed on the other.
We were talking about gag names and I mentioned some and my uncle mentioned Mike Hunt and how it was used on a film (we think it was Porkys).
At this point I was a few pints in and was laughing alot and I meant to say:
'next time i fill in a COT* im going to sign it Mike Hunt'.
I actually said:
'next time i fill in a cunt....'
i didnt get any further as we errupted on our table.
My concern was if anyone on the other table had heard.
My concerns wained because I told this joke:
Man in a lift grazes a womans breast, he says 'im so sorry, but if your heart is as soft as your breast please forgive me.' She replies ' if your cock is as hard as your elbow im in room 43.'
My aunt (jokingly) told me off for saying the word cock... i figure cunt is worse than cock, therefore I was not heard before.
*cot is a boring work document for anyone who wondered.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 9:34, Reply)
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