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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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And just yesterday...
I'd put some stuff on the washing line in the morning, and by the afternoon here in sunny Norfolk it began to piss it down with rain.

And rather loudly I announced in front of both brother and boyfriend:

"Oh no, my knickers are getting wet!"

Whoops.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 10:43, Reply)

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