Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Near herniaRecently, as I was monumentally stoned and had a near-fatal attack of the munchies, I went in to a local takeaway. As I was ordering the huge repast I had planned, my eyes strayed to the council hygiene certificates behind the counter.
Wish they hadn't!
I very nearly laughed up a lung as I read the name "Yuk Fat Ho".
They'd served three people by the time I could breathe well enough to complete my order.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 11:49, Reply)
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