Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Slip of the tongue...Everyone's mother or grandmother seems to have an incredible knack at the accidental innuendo. My mother is no different.
She would ring me from time to time to tell me all the news/gossip at home and on one particular day we were talking about a neighbour that was having an unfortunate run of health.
'She had been suffering from chest pains' my mam was telling me. So I politely enquired was she getting anything done about it to which my mother replied 'Yeah, her pipes are a bit clogged so she's going to hospital for a blow job'. Me on the other side absolutely speechless, when mam goes 'Oh look what I just said, no no not one of those but the things ....hmmmm....I think they are called angioblasts'. Not too sure what I said after that because the sheer concentration of trying not to laugh ruined my memory.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 13:25, Reply)
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