Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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This Just Happened...I, being the big kid that I am, have one of those phone charm-things dangling off my phone. It usually ends up hanging out of my pocket and jingling (there's a bell on it).
Just now I was clearing the table after a roast beef lunch and my mam remarked on it (in the manner of "aww a teddy. Cute.")
My 11 year old brother on the other side of the table, sensing a chance for distruction, announced loudly: "I'm going to pull it off!"
Cue me breaking into giggles and saying "Well don't do it down here!", which sparked my mam into giggles and my brother into running around the table and rugby-tackling me, stating "I hate you, Tufty! Thats digusting."
Aahhh kids...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 14:45, Reply)
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