Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In GermanyI was in Germany with a group of friends a while ago.
We were, in truth, much too old and big and heavy and probably ugly to be using the playpark, but use it we did, with the kind of reckless abandon only seen in youths on holiday or the drunk bloke at every party with low self-esteem who ends up having to do every single thing he's dared.
Four of us were on the roundabout. Obviously, we thought it would be funny to spin it as fast as humanly possible in the hope that, with sufficient angular momentum, we might open a void in the universe, or at the very least, make someone sick. This didn't happen, but my gangly and mal-coordinated self did inadvertently let go and get cast in impressive fashion into a small heap some three metres from the roundabout. I like to think it was graceful, but it probably looked like a partially-peeled cheese string in a gale.
Having established that I was alright, my friends asked me, patronizingly, how exactly I managed to do that.
Still somewhat dazed, I replied, loudly:
'I just got tossed off!'
There was a moments pause, followed by a fit of priapistic giggles.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 17:07, Reply)
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