Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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woot!not posted for a long time so be gentle.
i work for sainsburys, and as you can imagine at christmas time it gets pretty busy with everyone stocking up on stuff they'll never eat or use. everybody is rushing around, usually polite customers are miserable and surly, the miserable and surly customers are muttering and shouting at us for not having any goose fat. i'm heading toward the bakery carrying a sheaf of paperwork when i get grabbed by the arm by a stressed looking young woman who said very firmly and deliberately
"i want STUFFING!".
i would have done but i was very, very busy.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 17:43, Reply)
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