Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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God is a perv...
I was bored today, so I looked through my parent's library. In a section of -religious- books, I stumbled upon a particularly intriguing one. While I'm not religious or anything of the sort, my parents are, so I'm not surprised they didn't see the sexual innuendo when they bought this book. Well, unless it was my mom, in which case, she was probably disappointed when she read it.
Whilst browsing through the book I noticed this, and giggled to myself.
And because it's b3ta =)
Ahem. Excuse my lack of goatse-making abilities.
( , Sun 15 Jun 2008, 18:38, 1 reply)
I was bored today, so I looked through my parent's library. In a section of -religious- books, I stumbled upon a particularly intriguing one. While I'm not religious or anything of the sort, my parents are, so I'm not surprised they didn't see the sexual innuendo when they bought this book. Well, unless it was my mom, in which case, she was probably disappointed when she read it.
Whilst browsing through the book I noticed this, and giggled to myself.
And because it's b3ta =)
Ahem. Excuse my lack of goatse-making abilities.
( , Sun 15 Jun 2008, 18:38, 1 reply)
your goatse is almost complete...
you forgot the ring...
oh come on, you know what I mean!!!
( , Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:26, closed)
you forgot the ring...
oh come on, you know what I mean!!!
( , Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:26, closed)
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