Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My housematetoday was explaining why she had cut about a third off a large potato and put it with a small one. "Well, one was very big and the other was very small and I wanted to make them even!". Unfortunately she's very innocent and didn't quite understand when I started wetting myself laughing.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:41, 1 reply)
forgive my innocencebut I fail to see why this is pant-wettingly funny
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:25,
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