Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I guess this is one...Not a great one, but then most of them have been shite this week...
I was clearing out a cupboard at work that was full of old b/w monitors with various degrees of screen burn.
I'd got about ten of the damn things in a pile in my office, so I went to ask one of the van drivers if he could help me take them to the local municipal waste depot, as I was quite busy.
Asking a burly, moustachio'd 50-year-old man if he'd "Take me up the dump, quickly" was, perhaps not what I should have said...
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Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:03,
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Perhaps not(
flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:08,
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But I betYou'd have loved it though
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:24,
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