Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In-your-end-oh!Upon talking to a 'flying-phobic' girlfriend's mother I was overjoyed to hear how on her holiday flight she "actually enjoyed the initial thrust" and "going down was so much better than she expected"...
*cue laser-vision from the girlfriend's dad as I collapsed into hysterical giggletrons at such innocently-debauched revelations!*
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the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:47,
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