Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Heeheee, golf!Watching the US Open this afternoon with friends, and we were watching Tiger Woods practising. One of the guys comes out with:
"Wow, look at Tiger's balls"
Which lead to me pissing myself laughing. Naturally.
Oh, and last night, went to see Brad Paisley (country music star - only went 'cos I was invited). AS we're entering the venue, a girl in front of us had a HUGE ass and the ticket guy told us that there was no rear-entry allowed. I think he meant re-entry....
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:05,
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