Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Nieces are funnyAbout 8 years ago I was helping my brother decorate his dining room, which involved putting some shelves up.
One of his daughters (who was probably about 12 at the time) was helping us.
So there we are screwing some brackets on the wall, at which point she proudly proclaims "I want to be a screwer when im older"
Me and my sister in law thought it was bloody funny, but for some reason he didn't, he just replied "No your bloody not", and then told her to go watch tv in the other room.
No sense of humor..
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P, Benny P, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:51,
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