Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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fellatiotoday i had just steam cleaned some mats when i went to get the wet and dry hoover to suck the excess water out.
The young slightly niave lad who works for me was already using it when he saw me and said "Would you like me to suck yours off?"
It took a few seconds before he realised what he had said.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:21, Reply)
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