Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Unintentional Food Porn.Way back when -in the days of the dot-com boom, I worked for a large american IT consultancy. A cow-orker I shared the office with wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, but was befit with a cracking pair of tits.
One lunchtime, sitting down to enjoy a couple of bread rolls and a bowl of soup, she exclaims:
"I've got a lovely pair of big white baps, and I'm going to dip them in my soup!"
I had to leave the room.
Width? About 38 Inches.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:00, 1 reply)
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