Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Free loft insulationOur local council were offering free loft insulation, but when my mum rang up to register for it she was told by the young guy on the end of the phone that she wasn't eligible as our loft ceiling was too low for workmen to walk around under. When mum said to the guy that she'd thought they used the stuff that they spray into loft cavities, he replied 'sorry, we're not doing blow jobs at the moment' - cue mum pissing herself laughing, a short silence on the end of the phone before the poor guy hung up.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:20, Reply)
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