Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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does this count?on saturday night i was in town for a couple of pints with my sister and one of my mates, the first pub we went into was full of under-age people so we didnt hang around. in the second place we went to (the market tavern, if you ever find yourself in atherstone and want some good ale i reccomend it) we were sat drinking when a young girl (probably 12ish) walks in, my sister says "now she is definitely under-age"
i replied by grabbing my crotch and saying "i reckon she is just the right age"
it goes without saying that my sister and my friend were horrified (though they still laughed) and so was the bloke sat at the table next to us
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:31,
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