Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not strictly accidental...But this was my opening line in a best man's speech at a wedding:
"So this morning, just before we arrived at the church, I was nervously fingering Dave's ring.."
Half the room cracked up, the other half (grannies etc.) stared blankly and couldn't understand what was so funny...
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Biffins Bridge, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:42,
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funnymay i use this at my mates wedding?!
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surebe my guest! It's a bit risque, but hopefully only the people with dirty minds will get it anyway!
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Biffins Bridge, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:45,
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