Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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(wince)I remember discovering this the hard way (coff). Sprawled at one of the tables in the Slimelight, saw a chap wandering past in a really rather wonderful pair of boots.
Wandered up to the guy and uttered the immortal line, "hey, nice boots...", at which point he glared at me as though I'd just crawled out from under a shitstained rock covered with pro-nazi graffiti written in the menstrual blood of tortured nuns, turned on his heel and stalked away without a word.
'Twas only when I related this tale of perplexity to Best Beloved that she saw fit to elighten me.
Bum.
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:39,
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