Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I Done A ScaryAges back, I got sent to Glasgow by the boss to sort out some network nastiness at a client's office. Having hopped off the plane, I got myself a cab and off we went.
I'd had a reminder from the boss to "make sure you get receipts for all your costs, or I'm not paying them". Bit stingy, but fair enough.
As the taxi drew up at the appointed place, my mind was playing the sample "get receipt - get receipt...".
The cabbie told me how much it was.
I replied "Could you do something on a piece of paper?"
I was lucky not to get a fish-and-chip-wrapper version of one of Scaryduck's "hot bags".
Still cringing now!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:39, Reply)
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